Dianne

[maltaron]

Have been on this forum for 5 years now and one thing still confuses me:
What happened to Dianne1?

 

[Diane2]

she's buried under my patio

 

[subman101]

Have been on this forum for 5 years now and one thing still confuses me:
What happened to Dianne1?

She got the boot after promoting a small break-away forum which some of us had got going after my original, entirely unjustified , prolonged ban. The site in question has now folded and we are back where we started

 

[Diane2]

rumour has it she took a train down south to visit that character EddieM....and hasnt been seen since.....

 

[wreckedit]

I always knew D2 was a new version and I am always reminded of D1 because my screen saver on my old desktop is D1's back passage. I would loved to re-hung it.

 

[Diane2]

I always knew D2 was a new version and I am always reminded of D1 because my screen saver on my old desktop is D1's back passage. I would loved to re-hung it.

 

[subman101]

Your collapsed gate!!!!!!!

 

[Diane2]

haha...had forgotten about that.....my new fence has stood up well to the Irish sea breezes.....and my back passage is now very secure

 

[LastMagicBean]

my back passage is now very secure

Not if conny gets hold of ya.

 

[conny]

my back passage is now very secure

Not if conny gets hold of ya.

I have to make do with my dreams and aspirations I'm afraid.

 

[imamartian]

my back passage is now very secure

Not if conny gets hold of ya.

I have to make do with my dreams and aspirations I'm afraid.

Conny, there is always the risk on an internet forum that Dianne1 or 2 is a sad 43 year old bloke with no mates, lives alone, eats only monster munchies, never washes or shaves, and wears really creased and stained jogging bottoms... i'd steer well clear of any photos of her (its) back passage..... !

(although on reflection i could've got Di mixed up with Joe90...!! sorry !! )

 

[subman101]

Conny, there is always the risk on an internet forum that Dianne1 or 2 is a sad 43 year old bloke with no mates, lives alone, eats only monster munchies, never washes or shaves, and wears really creased and stained jogging bottoms...

Well I'm game

 

[Gasman28]

Let me tell you the truth. After travelling the 6000 miles to Blackpool on my Honda stepthrough ( in full leathers ) I met the 27 year old Dianne and her 6 foot seven boyfriend ( partner ) Eddie. She showed me the remains of Dianne 1 (under the Honda garage ) She also showed me very intimate photos of various people on here. Some from foreign lands - notably Manchester and Liverpool ( where-ever they might be )
Let me tell you, the good folk of DIYnot. never trust a non motorcyclist. You have been warned.

 

[conny]

my back passage is now very secure

Not if conny gets hold of ya.

I have to make do with my dreams and aspirations I'm afraid.

Conny, there is always the risk on an internet forum that Dianne1 or 2 is a sad 43 year old bloke with no mates, lives alone, eats only monster munchies, never washes or shaves, and wears really creased and stained jogging bottoms... i'd steer well clear of any photos of her (its) back passage..... !

(although on reflection i could've got Di mixed up with Joe90...!! sorry !! )

Seen Joe on YT.
No way could he pretend to be our Di' and vice versa!

Gasman, I once minded my mates Honda 90 for a week. Does that class me as a 'trusted' motor cyclist on here?

Oh, another thing. Eddie only looks about 6'-4" when I looked up to him.

 

[Gasman28]

Oh, another thing. Eddie only looks about 6'-4" when I looked up to him.

As a Black belt in Origami, I fear no man. Dianne is a 3rd Dan and could fold anyone in two seconds flat.