Does size really matter.?....how big is yours?

[Alarm]

On your knee with a bag of Werthers Original?

This is going to sound sad but I have 4 bags of werthers treacle toffee here.

 

[nickso]

On your knee with a bag of Werthers Original?

This is going to sound sad but I have 4 bags of werthers treacle toffee here.

Do you have a beige MK3 cortina and a boot full of puppy dogs?

 

[conny]

Typical woman that Diane2!

Throws out a double entendre' then sits back to watch the confusion.

 

[Alarm]

Do you have a beige MK3 cortina and a boot full of puppy dogs?

Nope, but looking at buying a rust bucket Rover SD V8 as it goes around corners better than a Ford crappy.

 

[Diane2]

not all Fords are cr*p..........mines great

 

[mandymopper]

To Diane, Hiya,..Ive never pm'd,..not put out my details even on my now broken laptop..eek. Benny Hill, bless him,was a Southampton boy; there's a cheap hotel there (Etap) but its noisy on weekends. .Stag/Hen types!
Trip advisor (Market tavern ,Portsmouth),. .good to look at for a laugh;people running out of the place.
He's home soon, bless. . . Happy hols/Christmas/ Yule everybodyx


To Alarm ,Good for her ,telling you off;not too harsh I hope!

 

[cantaloup63]

Knowing Alarm, he'll beat her to a bloodied pulp "in self defence"

 

[Alarm]

Your "clearly" misguided in your assumptions.
Now bad payers might get that treatment

 

[nickso]

Do you have a beige MK3 cortina and a boot full of puppy dogs?

Nope, but looking at buying a rust bucket Rover SD V8 as it goes around corners better than a Ford crappy.

SD1? Probably weighs more than the sun.

I do like them though, local lad has a Vitesse, absolutely mint and the noise is glorious.

I like a crapri too though, MK1 Granny would be my choice though, ditch the lazy essex and drop in a V8.

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

It took some time to erect mine, but now it has bell on the end which is glowing!