Drinking on your own

[AdamW]

I was considering something today...

I'm sure most of us would agree "there is nothing wrong with bashing the bishop... if you walk in on your adolescent giving himself a treat then don't mock him for it. It's perfectly natural"

There is also the saying "practice makes perfect".

So why is it that drinking on your own is frowned upon? Surely it's just m***urbation for going to the pub?

 

[jasy]

had enough a couple of years back and ****ed off on holiday to turkey on my todd. Brilliant what a laugh..........

 

[AdamW]

Was it really good?

I've got a mate who works in the city who does that when he gets really zapped. Just takes off and lounges on his own for a week or two in the sun. He reckons it's great to relax, but I've always been one of those people who can't go to the pub by themselves.

Perhaps I'll have to give the solo holiday a go sometime!

 

[pipme]

Once had a friend who could set out to drink alone, funny thing was he never ended the evening pizzed or alone ...
Consequently had acquaintances in several different pubs .. like lots of locals really, a nice feeling to that as I recall when accompanying him.
Pubs feel comfortable when bar-staff / regulars address one by name.
Maybe, more so in a bygone day?

 

[Scoby_Beasley]

I've been a solo drinker for the last 15 years due to my job taking me all over the country. Now I've got "friends" all over the place.
Best one was, I walked in to the Lambton Worm in Birtley after a 3 1/2 year absence, the barmaid saw me and started a Guinness before I'd even got to the bar, It was like I'd just nipped to the shop for a paper !!
Worst one is my local town, go in a pub on your own and you'll be on your own all night (1 or 2 exceptions !).

 

[Diyisfun]

Scoby_Beasley

Worst one is my local town, go in a pub on your own and you'll be on your own all night (1 or 2 exceptions !).

Maybe thats cos they know you...!!!!!!!!!!!!...Joking


Just had a thought...you dont have to wait for the next round & be at kirtsy level playing with the beer mat.

 

[Moz]

Scoby_Beasley

he has it right if your working around the country , its like that film the "Wedding Planners"

me an young Jez,plumb mate , were this an that, an in the work book on the return area,
we would say we were Mi5 agents lol,
and tap nose to each other etc shifty looks at door when punters came in ..lol

another good one for pulling was you were father /son an my wife had died suddenly , I never left a pub alone with that one ..lol

another one is the Cancer story ,not anything to much ,a ankle is a good one but walk with a limp out with her an let her ride you back at the hotel ..lol

I did do a tenerife as a single after my wife went on a girls weekend to Magaluf..

I was a Gulf 1 War Fighter Pilot an lost my wingman an was shot down in Iraq an I walked 200 miles to allied lines in Saudi ..
IF YOU BLAG ,YOU NEED A FULL STORY ,YOU NEED TO KNOW EVERYTHING or end up a arsehole like david brent in extras last week , O'Flahettery .......Heaven.. yeah ..lol...lol

my killer crunch was an old Navy blue blazer I took away,
it had the RAF Crest on the CHEST .. with black pants an white short sleeve shirt , I was RAF fighter pilot....

that scored me that blazer a fanastic night every time .... ,
at siecesta (sp) I was taking them to room ,lol


an the night before departage got two gals ,I had sweet talked an limped away from ALL WEEK , they came to the bar for red /bulls an back to my room !!!!!!
In my room ...

they then went mental les fun !!!OUTSTANDING !!!....

what a show for an old "war veteran " show an then bums up OOOOOooooooeroo,

I was there til next afto ,not worring about missing My flight ......

I did have a unnervy snag , when a guy at the bar at one night tried to say he was in my squadron , I recited guys in the real squad , he then said he new them an other real guys that so an so was dead ..
I bought him a drink an said I hope your not a blagger , me with an RAF Blazer on ..
he lent forward an said "we flew a few sorties in Kuwait didnt we No1?"

I Nodded with a grin an we were ok the "BLAGGERS" together

sex two times a day an once with a couple of good gals

beat that for for a single blaggers hols ...

 

[AdamW]

Nah, I could never do that... I'm far too honest!

Problem with blagging is that every now and again you will come unstuck. What about that guy who was telling everyone he had fought in the Gulf, they knew it was a lie and told someone on the radio to shame him. They prank-called him, pretending to be from MoD, of course he admitted everything then... on national radio!

What if you meet that special woman whilst blagging: does she really like you or the widowed fighter-pilot intelligence officer with cancer in the ankle?

I met a guy at a conference who was telling everyone he was an ex-RAF fighter pilot, and how he had done this, that and the other. I was impressed at his stories, and in the course of the conversation it turned out we had a mutual acquaintance who I remembered was quite keen on joining the RAF when he graduated uni.

I mentioned the chance meeting, and recounted the tales, all the while my friend was shaking his head. Turns out he was not an ex-RAF fighter pilot, he had actually flown in his university squadron and was refused entry to the RAF because his arms were too short to reach all the controls (I had wondered why his sleeves were always rolled up ).

And all his hot-dog stories? Well, it all amounted to the time he freaked out and accidentally pulled about 0.5g over the recommended limit for the Hawk trainer he was flying.

 

[Scoby_Beasley]

Scoby_Beasley

Worst one is my local town, go in a pub on your own and you'll be on your own all night (1 or 2 exceptions !).

Maybe thats cos they know you...!!!!!!!!!!!!...Joking


Just had a thought...you dont have to wait for the next round & be at kirtsy level playing with the beer mat.

#
BUGGER Sussed me out !!

 

[Moz]

being a beer monster an sat in a pub away from home ... I find if you are stood at the bar an be very presentable /jokey ... your friend IS the barmaid of your choice ..

be funny without course

LISTEN TO HER WOES /give genuine replies not what she wants, be honest an keep smilin ..

NEVER THINK YOUR IN THERE ..

always as the pub winds up , ask could I walk/escort you home ?,my love ?,if she is going to a club ,ask is that ok for a John Travolta like me ??..

if not ask friends wheres the club an go anyway .. loads at the club when your dancing BOSS,

you got lasses streaming just give a very humbled " humph" at the barmaid ....
as you leave alone quietely ..if your "TOO OLd "

One thing an old young lass said if it was the Page 3 /Sport ,I would do a corpse

your jounos card is easy to replicate on a pc ....
for flashing women your plumb mate comes in ,digi cam

in Torquay

I know lots of Online Voyeur sites ,

""""""""not voyeurweb as his site IGOR is a cop site """"""""

we sent photos to hundreds of sites where these gals are photoed an with their permission ..lol
I get 1K 36 pics not bad ..Im around britain ........I see lasses all are up for it .. so what ..