English Cooking

[pete01]

Do you not cook?

I was just messing, yes I do but the better half is better than me at it.

 

[blup]

I had rabbit stew once, it was peppered - with lead shot

 

[blup]

Apparently the French prefer English mustard (unrepresentative survey of one)

 

[Deleted member 142255]

I'm actually not allowed in the kitchen at all other than to fill the wine glasses, and even then I'm not allowed near the cooker

 

[Jurassicspark]

I'm actually not allowed in the kitchen at all other than to fill the wine glasses, and even then I'm not allowed near the cooker

Who changes the clock batteries in the kitchen?
Who resets the FCU's when they are accidently switched off?
Who changes the batteries in the heat alarm?

 

[Deleted member 142255]

Who changes the clock batteries in the kitchen?
Who resets the FCU's when they are accidently switched off?
Who changes the batteries in the heat alarm?

Me, but I have to stay at least 6 feet away from the gas hob when it's on.

 

[Jurassicspark]

That's something new.

 

[Deleted member 142255]

That's something new.

I have pulmonary fibrosis so I am on oxygen. If I get too close it's goodnight vienna.

 

[Jurassicspark]

I have pulmonary fibrosis so I am on oxygen. If I get too close it's goodnight vienna.

Oh, sorry to hear about that mate.

Be careful. Must be hard.

 

[Highway Man]

The kitchen is a husband friendly place too.

Ours isn't, I find it full of dangers and hot things, I am not allowed in it on my own

 

[Ihavenojob]

Faggots? I'm having a couple tonight. No idea what to have for dinner though.

 

[Jurassicspark]

The kitchen is a husband friendly place too.

For me, its only when constructing it.

 

[Deleted member 142255]

Ours isn't, I find it full of dangers and hot things, I am not allowed in it on my own

You shouldn't be allowed anywhere on your own lol.

 

[Highway Man]

An air fryer?

yeah they might be healthy but taste rubbish.

 

[pete01]

yeah they might be healthy but taste rubbish.

Oh...I'll have to try one