English Cooking

[Jurassicspark]

I love Fridays as I have treats then Lina puts me to bed and strokes my forehead and sings me to sleep.

You sleep in a cherry picker?

 

[Highway Man]

walnut cake is nice too

Coffee and walnut cake.

 

[Highway Man]

You sleep in a cherry picker?

my bed is in the shape of a cherry picker

 

[Jurassicspark]

my bed is in the shape of a cherry picker

cos you broke it like that?

 

[pete01]

Kettle and pot come to mind.

You having a cup of tea?

 

[pete01]

my bed is in the shape of a cherry picker

A person?

 

[Deleted member 142255]

You having a cup of tea?

You can be really stupid at times!

Red, 14% room temperature tea

 

[Deleted member 142255]

A person?

Short, fat and round. Check the mirror

 

[pete01]

You can be really stupid at times!

When?

 

[Deleted member 142255]

A person?

@Highway Man made me say it!

 

[Highway Man]

OMG I have got the most amazing chocalates from Lina as a present. Hotel Chocolat champagne truffels. OMG I am going to eat the lot. In a nice gold tin for presentation

 

[Deleted member 142255]

OMG I have got the most amazing chocalates from Lina as a present. Hotel Chocolat champagne truffels. OMG I am going to eat the lot. In a nice gold tin for presentation

That isn't English, it's Belgian, you must give them back.

 

[Highway Man]

That isn't English, it's Belgian, you must give them back.

No chance, I can see how these have cost a fortune. Amazing.

 

[Highway Man]

No chance, I can see how these have cost a fortune. Amazing.

you get 6 chocolates for £18. Worth every penny

 

[pete01]

you get 6 chocolates for £18. Worth every penny

That's like a pound each