I did mate. My user name was bright_Spark on SF.

Nice, not sure about chips on a breakfast though
Nice, not sure about chips on a breakfast though![]()
I was just making sure.OMG!
It was a joke
I have been nothing but welcoming from the start.
Didn't Highway Man post as "bright spark" on ScrewFix? That was the joke!

Yes and beansIndeed, the adjacent breakfast with a cheeky slice of fried bread looks far more appealing.
That one thing I can miss form a fry up, fried bread is a bit much for me.Indeed, the adjacent breakfast with a cheeky slice of fried bread looks far more appealing.

Yes they are terribly english. I eat them at the Polo club that's just how english they are.Just had a custard doughnut. Only discovered them about a month ago. You get em in a bag from Tesco. Just like a jam doughnut but with thick ambrosia Devon style custard in.
Are they English though?

What happens there? You all sit round eating polos?Yes they are terribly english. I eat them at the Polo club that's just how english they are.
I was just making sure.
Your cohorts aren’t behaving the same!

A ducks egg of courseThat one thing I can miss form a fry up, fried bread is a bit much for me.
Slap on another egg

No it is a polo club where they play polo. As I am soon to be trading in my motorbike for a horse I thought I should join one.What happens there? You all sit round eating polos?

Where you gonna keep it? Dont you live in a high rise flat?No it is a polo club where they play polo. As I am soon to be trading in my motorbike for a horse I thought I should join one.

How come everything looks as it should, the black pudding looks raw to me
That one thing I can miss form a fry up, fried bread is a bit much for me.