English Cooking

[Highway Man]

no she texts me

We use google translate as I do not speak Russian dddduuuuugggghhhh

 

[Jurassicspark]

just rang me,

no she texts me

liar liar pants on fire!

 

[Highway Man]

liar liar pants on fire!

I say that for anything on the phone

 

[pete01]

We use google translate as I do not speak Russian dddduuuuugggghhhh

Does she realise she's your wife?

 

[Highway Man]

Does she realise she's your wife?

I am not sure tbh, never really asked

 

[Highway Man]

I will ask

 

[pete01]

I will ask

Her to marry you?

 

[Highway Man]

Her to marry you?

no I think we are not sure, I will ask

 

[Highway Man]

A good question, she thinks that I am a distant english relative, how totally odd.

 

[securespark]

Hang on, you're married to this lass, but you don't talk her lingo?

 

[Highway Man]

I am not going

Hang on, you're married to this lass, but you don't talk her lingo?

yes we use google translate

 

[Deleted member 142255]

Bet arguments are fun lol

 

[Deleted member 142255]

Oh go straighten your skirt you old trolllop

 

[securespark]

Ya nenavizhu tebya, korova!

Otrezh' sebe yaytsa!

 

[Highway Man]

Ya nenavizhu tebya, korova!

Otrezh' sebe yaytsa!

exactly