During early commentary at S'pore Did I hear Alonso jockingly referred to as 'Teflonso' ?... By the same bloke who delighted in calling Ayrton, 'Sennapod' , a very long time ago.
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That's nothing, for years Patrick Head used to give us post race debreifs & was forever calling 'Alsono' 'Alfonso', finally after a few years somebody piped up & said "it's Alonso"