Right, my new year resolution is to become "friends" with as many of you halfwitted pillocks as possible. So, who's up for pressing those buttons?
Even cantankerous old moi?
Be round for tea and biccies later.
As my trusty steed has a sorn, maybe you could pick me up en route on your Honda Melody
You'll have to sit in the basket on the front and bring your own travel sweets.
