Funerals

[Highway Man]

We now know where you live...

No they havent released where he lives

 

[Highway Man]

No they havent released where he lives

Thank god, can you imagine what would happen to his house if they did

 

[gas112]

Speakin to yourself ?

 

[Brigadier]

Speakin to yourself ?

Still talking to yourself.......

 

[Highway Man]

Speakin to yourself ?

I couldnt be bothered to edit so just added it to my post this way. I often talk to myself as it is often the only way to get a sensible conversation.

 

[norseman]

One thing I have noticed is the increase of adverts for funeral services on the TV.
Given that death is as inevitable as taxation they are guaranteed our custom eventually, so do they know something we don't

 

[Highway Man]

One thing I have noticed is the increase of adverts for funeral services on the TV.
Given that death is as inevitable as taxation they are guaranteed our custom eventually, so do they know something we don't

Competition is stiff in the funeral business

 

[MNW67]

Competition is stiff in the funeral business

Ouch!

 

[Highway Man]

Ouch!

I know

 

[Brigadier]

£4k for a funeral?

Over my dead body.

 

[Highway Man]

£4k for a funeral?

Over my dead body.

You have to think outside of the box

 

[Highway Man]

Making funeral arrangements for my wife is really difficult
She keeps asking what I’m doing

 

[norseman]

Competition is stiff in the funeral business

Is that a pun?

 

[Highway Man]

Is that a pun?

I liked it

 

[Diver Fred]

I have a life 'insurance' policy taken out when I was aged 21. Costs £38 per year. Told it would mature after 40 years only to find out when I went to claim it was a 60 year policy. So the value tp me is zilch but it will pay for my funeral and have my will annotated as such.