Now old Paddy's Goat had a wonderous appetite,
and one day for breakfast he ate some dynamite.
A whole box of matches he swallowed all serene
and then he went and gobbled up a quart of paraffin.
..diddly dee, diddly dee, diddly diddly diddly dee....
He sat by the fireside,
he didn't give a hang,
he swallowed a spark,
and exploded with a bang!
So if you get to heaven
you can bet your bottom note
that the angel with the whiskers on
is Paddy Mcgintys goat!
(Sorry, I started it with Paddy Riley! LOL)