Geography of a Woman.

[pred]

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa .
Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!


Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe .
Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.



Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot,
relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.


Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece ,
gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.



Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain ,
with a glorious and all conquering past.



Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel ,has been through war,
doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.


Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada ,
self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.



After 70, she becomes Tibet .
Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.
An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.


THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN


Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran ,
ruled by nuts.

THE END.

 

[joinerjohn]

I thought you were going to say "After 70 a woman is like the Antarctic,,, Everyone knows where it is,,, but nobody wants to go there."

 

[JBR]

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

When I think of a woman, I realise that God was a town planner.

Who, but a town planner, would site the pleasure gardens right between the waterworks and the sewage plant?