Grrrrrr!

[dilalio]

Dear Occupiers,

When you have called a plumber out to your place of residence/work, to deal with a "plumbing" issue and, during his/her presence, addressing such; please could you refrain from closing any taps that you find left open whilst wandering around the place... No! we didn't open and forget to close them,
THEY'RE OPEN FOR A BLOODY REASON!!

All day long I was having to fight this and thought I was going round the bend - not U bend.

Edit: Oh! And whilst I'm at it could you also stop shutting all the doors and turning all the bloody lights off every 5 minutes as well.

 

[Dan Robinson]

And empty the sodding cupboards!!!!!!

 

[dilalio]

And empty the sodding cupboards!!!!!!

...and asking if there's any water, can the loo be used, can the washing machine be put on...

Asking if I want another cuppa is ok though

 

[Nozzle]

You guys have it so hard!

Nozzle

 

[Dan Robinson]

You guys have it so hard!

Nozzle

You haven't seen some of the cupboards we deal with.

 

[Burnerman]

......and if you want a new sink, do the naffing washing up first
John

 

[HERTS P&D]

AND DON'T STAND BEHIND ME OR FOLLOW ME AROUND!!!!

Andy

 

[Nige F]

Andy - just get The Police song " don't stand so close to me " on your phone .

 

[Taylortwocities]

stop............. turning all the bloody lights off every 5 minutes as well.

That's your fault.
The offices have PIRs that automatically turn the lights on when there is movement. Obviously you were sitting still for too long!

 

[dilalio]

AND DON'T STAND BEHIND ME OR FOLLOW ME AROUND!!!!

Andy

Unless your female, 20-50 and gorgeous......... and naked....
and up4it

 

[dilalio]

That's your fault.
The offices have PIRs that automatically turn the lights on when there is movement. Obviously you were sitting still for too long!

Yeah! Been in those 'office toilets'; they give you about 45 seconds to take a schit

 

[ianmcd]

Takes a certain elderly gentleman longer that that to type Schit on here , but he will be along soon

 

[dilalio]

Takes a certain elderly gentleman longer that that to type Schit on here , but he will be along soon

 

[dilalio]

he will be along soon

On the No.73? Or with his J&S MI's under his arm?

 

[Doggit]

Phew, thought you were talking about me there - you're not, are you?

please could you refrain from closing any taps that you find left open whilst wandering around the place... No! we didn't open and forget to close them

Some people just need careful handling. Present them with a set of rules when you walk though the door, and then get them to sign them; preferably with a little blood from and artery or two. They'll soon get the message. Oh, and define where the naughty step is as well.