Ha ha, there is no fool like an old fool

[conny]

I was thinking more in his cellar, with him wearing his night-vision glasses and hunched over his sewing machine

hey....ur scaring me now!!!.....im on my own here!!!!!!

But you do have that great big St Bernard and the Irish Wolfhound keeping you company don't you.

 

[daneski88]

I was thinking more in his cellar, with him wearing his night-vision glasses and hunched over his sewing machine

hey....ur scaring me now!!!.....im on my own here!!!!!!

If you see some bloke struggling to drag a settee into a white van outside, don't offer to help but do call the dibble. Trouble is that they're all on special duty in Northumberland

 

[diane1]

2 hamsters and a gerbil......not quite the same.....

 

[Karinska]

pure guesswork I assure you

 

[diane1]

pure guesswork I assure you

 

[LastMagicBean]

But you do have that great big St Bernard and the Irish Wolfhound keeping you company don't you.

That's an entirely different topic all together....

 

[Nige F]

I wonder if he knows The Batchelors' old classic

Bigga Processed Peas

 

[lifesagasman]

Do you want the good news or the bad news?

 

[gregers]

dont mind either will do.

 

[diane1]

Do you want the good news or the bad news?

id like the good news

 

[oompah]

Your lucks in Diane 1,a right good thanking tonight for you.

 

[sooey]

You missed one joe, I'm not telling you which page though

 

[daneski88]

You missed one joe, I'm not telling you which page though

You swine - joe's only got one hand free to search with

 

[joe-90]

I bet I was giving the organ a workout.

 

[diane1]

Your lucks in Diane 1,a right good thanking tonight for you.

what more could a girl ask for !!