Ha ha, there is no fool like an old fool

[diane1]

Diane, you look so good on that bike - if it were a Ducati, my favourite, I would love you more

and which picture do u think is me......the 1st......or the 2nd??.....

 

[Gasman28]

The one of you on your back on that hideous bike - on a Duke 999 would be great

 

[conny]

You are definitely the second pic.

Now, I'm one of the more 'mature' chaps on here and as such prefer a more 'modest' model of bike.
In my youth, (not THAT! long ago), I would have been ecstatic to be the owner of either a Triumph Boneville 650 or a Norton Commando 750.
Two classic bikes in my humble opinion, small by comparison but enough to satisfy the throbbing desire between anyones thighs, as size is not everything.

 

[Gasman28]

You are definitely the second pic.

Now, I'm one of the more 'mature' chaps on here and as such prefer a more 'modest' model of bike.
In my youth, (not THAT! long ago), I would have been ecstatic to be the owner of either a Triumph Boneville 650 or a Norton Commando 750.
Two classic bikes in my humble opinion, small by comparison but enough to satisfy the throbbing desire between anyones thighs, as size is not everything.

Hey you, have you been reading my CV on here? I used to race with the Classic Racing Motorcycle Club
The old Brit bikes are still the best

 

[imamartian]

Diane, you look so good on that bike - if it were a Ducati, my favourite, I would love you more

and which picture do u think is me......the 1st......or the 2nd??.....

in my heart Di, you're the secong pic.. but in my head, you aren't even quite as nice as the first pic!! internet dating typically involves making many mistakes..

 

[Gasman28]

There maybe trouble ahead...................... hehehe

 

[conny]

'internet dating typically involves making many mistakes.. '
Think you've just made one mate,

Blackpool to Derbyshire?

Wouldn't take long on a good bike that. And a good heavy pickaxe handle would sit snug against the exhaust pipe. [/quote]

 

[Gasman28]

'internet dating typically involves making many mistakes.. '
Think you've just made one mate,

Blackpool to Derbyshire?

Wouldn't take long on a good bike that. And a good heavy pickaxe handle would sit snug against the exhaust pipe.

[/quote]

Jeepers mate, a pickaxe handle ? You expecting Joe?

 

[conny]

Think Immi should look at those Derbyshire peaks in a different light if he doesn't want a sore head.

 

[diane1]

....what is the pick axe handle for?.....

 

[conny]

The term, 'bonk him' springs to mind but not the way Immi envisaged it!

 

[diane1]

'bonk him'

im quite lost....who is bonking who?

 

[lifesagasman]

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that's a nice hard-tail...who's the dummy??

 

[diane1]

that's a nice hard-tail...who's the dummy??

 

[diane1]

in my head, you aren't even quite as nice as the first pic!!