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Alarm
Lets hope all the porkers dont pig out and no ones piggy banks get robbed.
That you get to pork who you really want this year.
That you get to pork who you really want this year.
Man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm.
His wife is lying in bed reading.
The Man says, "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache."
Wife replies, "I think you'll find that is a sheep."...
Man replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."...
His wife is lying in bed reading.
The Man says, "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache."
Wife replies, "I think you'll find that is a sheep."...
Man replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."...
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ryme64
slightly early. do you not have a clock..
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imamartian
oh god, let's hope a swine like ewe doesn't hog the limelight with your spam
Didn't you like the joke about someone else having sex with a sheep?
i thought it was hilarious !!Happy New Year Geraint !!
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I'd like to wish you all good health and happiness for 2012. I would have said 'wealth' as well but when you've got your health, nothing else matters.
All the best lads and lasses.
All the best lads and lasses.
Best Wishes and a Happy New Year to all here, on DIYNOT.
Well thats all the fuss over for another 12 months!
May all your hopes and aspirations come true and may the world somehow learn to think of others instead of themselves all the time.
Peace and health to you all.
May all your hopes and aspirations come true and may the world somehow learn to think of others instead of themselves all the time.
Peace and health to you all.
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imamartian
if people could just look through the forum nonsense... we are all people different to our tags.....all people surviving, and probably decent blokes (except susie, Di, Joe etc etc )
I hope everyone here has a great 2012.... even you Geraint, and Sooey.. and Fred etc. This place is ridiculous. but it's lively and it's a fun distraction, and it's not a Syrian torture camp, or a trench in the 1st world war.. or a gas chamber in the 40's, or a Desert, sparse of food/water.. i could go on..
Life is great.... make the most of what you have left...... Happy New Year all
I hope everyone here has a great 2012.... even you Geraint, and Sooey.. and Fred etc. This place is ridiculous. but it's lively and it's a fun distraction, and it's not a Syrian torture camp, or a trench in the 1st world war.. or a gas chamber in the 40's, or a Desert, sparse of food/water.. i could go on..
Life is great.... make the most of what you have left...... Happy New Year all
Conny he said decent "BLOKES" so i think the girls are sort of excluded.
And Jo?
All the best Pred.
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imamartian
HUGE HUGE apologies... i meant they weren't blokes !!! sorry !!
(bit of a dig at Joe though !! )
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Susiejb
HUGE HUGE apologies... i meant they weren't blokes !!! sorry !!
mmmm.....no I am definitely not a bloke IM
You are right in saying 'we are all people different to our tags' having spoken to some members by PM....I find people very different in 'real life' I am sure I have made some friendships that will last a very long time
im exactly the same as my "tag"... as those who know me can verify
happy new year to all, lets hope its a good one.... xxx
happy new year to all, lets hope its a good one.... xxx
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imamartian
Di i think my point needs clarifying...
What i meant was that in normal life we rarely experience anything like forum life. Most of us wouldn't act in public as we do on here...
I certainly wouldn't stand up at work and ask my colleagues why if atoms are full of space, i don't fall through the floor !! And i certainly wouldn't spend my (every) evening arguing with a bloke called Joe who has a placard saying "all NigPikYings go home" !!
The closest you get is the pub or the building site... but everyone knows on here they're anonymous, and physically safe.
A lot of people on here say they hate IMAMARTIAN... and that's fine, but i know they don't hate me... in fact none of them even know me.
DIYnot is a great place for get help on DIY things and other things too. I'm grateful to many people on here for the time they've taken to share what they know.
And in contrast, GD is a pantomime.. a great place to let off steam... a bit of fun at the end of the day.
There are a lot of good people on here.. (although they're probably tw@ts in real life )
What i meant was that in normal life we rarely experience anything like forum life. Most of us wouldn't act in public as we do on here...
I certainly wouldn't stand up at work and ask my colleagues why if atoms are full of space, i don't fall through the floor !! And i certainly wouldn't spend my (every) evening arguing with a bloke called Joe who has a placard saying "all NigPikYings go home" !!
The closest you get is the pub or the building site... but everyone knows on here they're anonymous, and physically safe.
A lot of people on here say they hate IMAMARTIAN... and that's fine, but i know they don't hate me... in fact none of them even know me.
DIYnot is a great place for get help on DIY things and other things too. I'm grateful to many people on here for the time they've taken to share what they know.
And in contrast, GD is a pantomime.. a great place to let off steam... a bit of fun at the end of the day.
There are a lot of good people on here.. (although they're probably tw@ts in real life
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