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[pipme]

Try licking Kev's mait .. be like putty in yer gob !

 

[Richardp]

This must be the worst thread I've ever read on this forum. What is it all about? I don't know either of you - I also haven't read any of the other topic areas you've been involved in. I'm just making an assessment of what you've written on this thread - I'm sure you're both very nice people but you do sound a bit barmy!!! Julie

These guys are hardcore slagger offers, they put us to shame, makes us look like lightweight psusy cats.

 

[traineegasman]

Stop it Oilman, you are going to do yourself an injury, mentally as well as physically, it`s not my fault I`m charming, witty, charismatic & handsome to boot! You should try being ME for a day..... it`s GREAT!!
As for the all the rest of your abusive rantings, I seem to remember somewhere, having my botty slapped very furiously by the Great & the Good on here for lowering myself to resorting to that kind of posting....quite rightly may I add.. you should be ashamed of yourself for some of the rants you have posted here.
As a very wise & moral engineer said to me once from on high `a little less mouth & little more thought would be better received` wonder what happened to that nice well mannered chap....HANG ON....WASN`T THAT YOU????
Go & soak your head in a bucket of iced water & come back when you have developed a sense of humour, I`m just popping down to the front of my drive to sign some autographs Cheery Bye!

 

[masona]

I'm sure you're both very nice people but you do sound a bit barmy!!! Julie

You don't have to be mad but it does help

 

[pipme]

Fed the lawns 2 weeks back looking good right now .......

 

[Richardp]

Fed the lawns 2 weeks back looking good right now .......

Wow! that is so subtle

 

[traineegasman]

S`pose we`ll be getting the old ` sat back & inspected it in deckchair with large G & T ` line next will we???? Find some newer material

 

[pipme]

S`pose we`ll be getting the old ` sat back & inspected it in deckchair with large G & T ` line next will we???? Find some newer material

Too 'kin right you will, year is brand new, grass was guaranteed brand new, G & T also brand new, ok the deckchair's a bit ancient like the sitter ..... Tis good tho' and I get paid for it !!

BTW .. brand new customers only, so up yer pipe gasser !!

 

[traineegasman]

It`s a shame you`re not as hugely clever & witty as you think you are... unlike me.....

 

[kevplumb]

he will buy and sell you son without breaking sweat

i know

 

[Richardp]

he will buy and sell you son without breaking sweat

i know

Yep! taking on pipme would be a big mistake

 

[kevplumb]

lets be fair marra he just wastes a mere gas fitter

BIG STYLE

 

[traineegasman]

Then I accept the challenge & look forward to a long, arduous & verbal duel, Touche, Sir.. you have the advantage..........

 

[pipme]

Hooks are put away, rods racked .. out come the chairs and whips ..
We have loadsa Gas heads at Eastville Bristol -- Rovers I think..

 

[traineegasman]

AHH! Sir Pip, usual bolloc*s at dwn or maybe a sensible tet a te ?? Please Sir.. draw your weapons..!!!