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Bodd
It wasn't meant to read like that.... ... More of, I never noticed the obvious.. .... As if I only have eyes for Mrs Bod. Anyway I'm going to stop digging now... ...
How about a face and a name to your user name?
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It wasn't meant to read like that.... ... More of, I never noticed the obvious.. .... As if I only have eyes for Mrs Bod. Anyway I'm going to stop digging now... ...
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durhamplumber
Does she read your posts then? Or your mind? Or you so loved up you thrash yourself with a wet fish for looking at another woman ?
I was just wondering if you were coping ok with your shovel or do you need a JCB?
(That's my wife's favourite come back when I make a faux pax)
It took me nearly 60 years to get that outlook and then it was my present wife who brought it out in me.
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Night out with the girls she made the male strippers blushIt took me nearly 60 years to get that outlook and then it was my present wife who brought it out in me.
I think you will find that they can all read our minds.
Bl00dy scary it is.
Andy
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durhamplumber
Lol....Indeed
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Bodd
I was just wondering if you were coping ok with your shovel or do you need a JCB?
(That's my wife's favourite come back when I make a faux pax)
Have you got one while I think of my response to DP..... I'm flapping.
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Bodd
I'm just going to
make a clean breast of it, and admit I was wrong.
Sorry......
Can I stop digging?
Q: What do toys and boobs have in common? A: They were both originally made for kids, but dad ends up playing with them!
Q: What did saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? A: "If we don't get some support here people are going to think were nuts."
Q: What kind of bees produce milk? A: Boobies! Q: What do you call a woman who adds a third boob? A: A chestnut. Q: What did the bra say to the hat? A: You go on a head while I give these two a lift!
Q: Why did God give women breasts? A: So men would take to them!
Q: What did the ghost say to the hornets? A: BOO bees.
Q: What do you call the space inbetween Pamela Anderson's breasts? A: Silicon Valley.
Q: What do you call a nanny with a breast implants? A: A Faux pair. Q: Why are redheads flat chested? A: It makes it easier to read their T- shirts
Q: What do you call identical boobs? A: Identitties.
Q: What do you call a redhead with large breasts? A: A mutant.
Q: How are a blonde's breasts and a pad alike? A: Neither are recomended for the beach and both come in different absorbency levels.
Q: What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't? A: Her navel.
Q: What's blue and has 100 nipples? A: The dumpster at the cancer clinic.
Q: What did one boob say to the other boob? A: You're my breast friend.
Q: Why was the mermaid wearing sea shells? A: Her boobs were too big for B shells.
Q: Why did God give women boobs and nipples? A: To make suckers out of men! What do call the moisture on Dolly Parton's chest? Mountain Dew
Q: What do you call that patch of hair between an old ladys tits? A: Her snatch.
Q: What does Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman have in common? A: If you take away the legs and the breast you're left with a smelly greasy box?
Q: Why did the Blonde have square boobs? A: She forgot to take the tissues out of the box.
Q: Whats big black, inside of a women, and is usually near their boobs? A: Tumors
Q: When does a waitress wear a bikini? A: In a breasteraunt.
Q: What do you call a white girl without boobs? A: Justin Bieber
Q: Why was two piece swimsuit invented? A: To separate the hairy from the dairy.
Q: What is America's favorite pastime? A: Tits, Clits and Base Hits. Q: Why don't nuns wear bras? A: God supports everything.
Q: Why is a push up bra like a bag of chips? A: You open it and its half empty
Q: What do you call a woman with only one boob? A: One in a Melon.
Q: When is the last time most overweight men have touched a breast? A: In a KFC bucket A push up bra is like a bag of chips You open it and its half empty
Andy
Q: What did saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? A: "If we don't get some support here people are going to think were nuts."
Q: What kind of bees produce milk? A: Boobies! Q: What do you call a woman who adds a third boob? A: A chestnut. Q: What did the bra say to the hat? A: You go on a head while I give these two a lift!
Q: Why did God give women breasts? A: So men would take to them!
Q: What did the ghost say to the hornets? A: BOO bees.
Q: What do you call the space inbetween Pamela Anderson's breasts? A: Silicon Valley.
Q: What do you call a nanny with a breast implants? A: A Faux pair. Q: Why are redheads flat chested? A: It makes it easier to read their T- shirts
Q: What do you call identical boobs? A: Identitties.
Q: What do you call a redhead with large breasts? A: A mutant.
Q: How are a blonde's breasts and a pad alike? A: Neither are recomended for the beach and both come in different absorbency levels.
Q: What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't? A: Her navel.
Q: What's blue and has 100 nipples? A: The dumpster at the cancer clinic.
Q: What did one boob say to the other boob? A: You're my breast friend.
Q: Why was the mermaid wearing sea shells? A: Her boobs were too big for B shells.
Q: Why did God give women boobs and nipples? A: To make suckers out of men! What do call the moisture on Dolly Parton's chest? Mountain Dew
Q: What do you call that patch of hair between an old ladys tits? A: Her snatch.
Q: What does Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman have in common? A: If you take away the legs and the breast you're left with a smelly greasy box?
Q: Why did the Blonde have square boobs? A: She forgot to take the tissues out of the box.
Q: Whats big black, inside of a women, and is usually near their boobs? A: Tumors
Q: When does a waitress wear a bikini? A: In a breasteraunt.
Q: What do you call a white girl without boobs? A: Justin Bieber
Q: Why was two piece swimsuit invented? A: To separate the hairy from the dairy.
Q: What is America's favorite pastime? A: Tits, Clits and Base Hits. Q: Why don't nuns wear bras? A: God supports everything.
Q: Why is a push up bra like a bag of chips? A: You open it and its half empty
Q: What do you call a woman with only one boob? A: One in a Melon.
Q: When is the last time most overweight men have touched a breast? A: In a KFC bucket A push up bra is like a bag of chips You open it and its half empty
Andy
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durhamplumber
Lol...Top Man.
Love it. Good for you folks.
I have discovered how to read their minds .
If there were true you would be a millionaire by now.
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