How do you do it

[JohnD]

I met Miss World

And once spent a night in her bed

 

[WoodYouLike]

not quite,

but my "claim to fame" is i have met the wombles

 

[breezer]

yes johnD you probably did, but failed to mention she wasnt in the bed at the time you were

and i really have met the wombles.

eveyone thinks they live on wimbledon common, they dont they actually live in a studio in w10 which is where i met them

 

[JohnD]

 

[fattony]

thanks for the advice guys, I got a friend who said he'll write me some software so it should make my life easier especially as it'll be customised for me