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How does immigration benefit the country when...

But wait!
When I voted Reform, I did so to get the illegals out!
You mean Reform now expect me, ME, Larry the layabout, to get a job?
But it's only £20 more per week than me sitting on my ar5e doing nowt :(
If I don't take the job in the care home, my benefits are going to be cut?
FECK!
 
But wait!
When I voted Reform, I did so to get the illegals out!
You mean Reform now expect me, ME, Larry the layabout, to get a job?
But it's only £20 more per week than me sitting on my ar5e doing nowt :(
If I don't take the job in the care home, my benefits are going to be cut?
FECK!
That's how good reform are....
 
Is this Larry? Doesn't seem racist pretty funny though....

 
The year, 2031.
PMQs.
Nige (PM) and whoever's leading the opposition at the dispatch boxes.

Opposition Leader: So Nige, how's it going stopping the small boats?
Nige: Ah well, emmm, ah, well, we're only 24 months into running the country. We're still trying to sort the mess of the past 20 years.
Opposition Leader: So when will we see a decrease in the small boats Nige?
Nige: Ah well, emmm ...
 
Yeah so Nige might not be able to do it but he might aswell have a crack at it....

Old starmers getting nowhere
 
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