I want a really dirty man.....

Good find this. 4 days without a wash. I wonder if you re-apply it after the 4 days you could get away with one bath/shower per week ? Total bonus.

I wonder too if you spray your mouth with it you could get away without cleaning your teeth for 4 days to.

This means i can have an extra......errrr......110 minutes a week down the boozer.......ha.
 
Good find this. 4 days without a wash. I wonder if you re-apply it after the 4 days you could get away with one bath/shower per week ? Total bonus.

I wonder too if you spray your mouth with it you could get away without cleaning your teeth for 4 days to.

This means i can have an extra......errrr......110 minutes a week down the boozer.......ha.

so are you one of these guys who sprays deoderant in your under crackers before you go out (men behaving badly styleeeeee)???
 
I just hang mine out of the window while I sleep in me nuddy. Fresh as a daisy in the morning....apart from the skiddies.
 
oh yes maam.

Not as much as when i used ralgex by mistake (it was dark). That livened the unfolding events up somewhat.

You should know though that i am a bricklayer that works without gloves.
 
oh yes maam.

Not as much as when i used ralgex by mistake (it was dark). That livened the unfolding events up somewhat.

You should know though that i am a bricklayer that works without gloves.

so you have rough hands?
 
Wellll...my mystical metaphorical sentence could be interpreted that way as i do indeed have rough hands.

I've accidentally torn up many nighties..........i should stop wearing them really...ha
 
Wellll...my mystical metaphorical sentence could be interpreted that way as i do indeed have rough hands.

I've accidentally torn up many nighties..........i should stop wearing them really...ha

so what did your mystical, metaphorical sentence mean....no long words please...............its late, and im northern.. :roll:
 
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