Talking of NYC ...
a mate was there with his stuck up missus an he wandered over to this yank cop ,
they were in the shopping district an his wife bending his ear about going on a horse carriage around central park lights (bit like Blackpool horse an cart on luminations ,lol)
well he goes to this copper an says ,
"Excuse Me can you tell me the way too Central park Please !"
the this cops looks at him an says
"Get a F**king map , buddy !"
my pal walked off laughing ...
went to his wife an she says
"which way is it " ,
he said
" its up this way my love !"
lol...lol...lol