Interesting dilemma

[s60tsy]

id be wondering why some weird woman is calling me by my DIYnot user name in the middle of nowhere unbuttoning her shirt in the wind! definately stay away if you are a cheat coz that one is guna make your life hard! stalker! also i would of died as soon as i hit the first hill

 

[LastMagicBean]

also i would of died as soon as i hit the first hill

If you wear your lycra you'd be ok.
Saves seconds.

 

[s60tsy]

shave my legs too! might put the crazy stalker off when im weaving towards her gasping for air with a red face and my tackle all on show through my sprayed on illuminous short shorts and 2 shaven pins going ten to the dozen in first gear on my vintage shopper

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

Ahh, but Imagine if you a had a fat nasty wife at home moaning on a constant basis.

Then for one hour .... this lovely bird will f*ck you senseless. No questions asked. No affair. No-one would know.

But the dilemma is.... would you do that, knowing it's your mates bird.???

Would I be getting paid for my hour from work?
The missus is bound to notice the missing hour on the wage slip

 

[AndrewDavie]

Since you're both married, why not suggest a wife swap?
Then it's all above board.
As the song said, "trust is more important than monogamy".

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

I'm not swapping bean has a fatty
My Mrs is Gorgeous and a nympho She's not been calling anyone for an hour of their help has she

 

[securespark]

Secure......... If you were walking or cycling over the moors in your cycling shorts, on your own, middle of nowhere, and a strange but sexy female walked towards you unbuttoning her shirt in the wind......whispering "I want you secure, i want you".
Are you telling me you wouldn't give it one???? Your wife wouldn't know.

No!

I've been there. And I turned her down!

 

[pred]

I'm afraid I'm weak willed but after the deed would find religion and confess my sins...

 

[securespark]

There's a get out if ever I heard one.....

Sorry God, I've been a bad boy, shagged the neighbour, killed a few people... never mind son, you are forgiven.

 

[sooey]

There's a get out if ever I heard one.....

Sorry God, I've been a bad boy, s*****d the neighbour, killed a few people... never mind son, you are forgiven.

Oh ffs, cue mad mike and nutty norcon for another 40 pager.

 

[securespark]

That's up to them. As far as I'm concerned, that's my comment over and done with.

 

[JBR]

There's a get out if ever I heard one.....

Sorry God, I've been a bad boy, s*****d the neighbour, killed a few people... never mind son, you are forgiven.

Just one of the advantages of being a Catholic!

 

[gregers]

There's a get out if ever I heard one.....

Sorry God, I've been a bad boy, s*****d the neighbour, killed a few people... never mind son, you are forgiven.

Just one of the advantages of being a Catholic!

just seemed appropriate to post this joke,

A young Catholic girl went to confession and said to the priest, "I'm pregnant."

He asked, "How did this happen, my child?"

She said, "I think it must have been the second coming."

The priest, shocked by this reply, asked, "What makes you think this has anything to do with the Second Coming?"

She replied, "Because I swallowed the first one!!"

 

[gregers]

Ahh, but Imagine if you a had a fat nasty wife at home moaning on a constant basis.

Then for one hour .... this lovely bird will f*ck you senseless. No questions asked. No affair. No-one would know.

But the dilemma is.... would you do that, knowing it's your mates bird.???

youve just described my missus.

Well I'm glad I'm not your mate!

if i was your m8 you would never know if ive boned ur wife would you.
as said ive never been in that situation,so as i said before id ike to think i wouldnt.

 

[LastMagicBean]

I'm not swapping bean has a fatty

No he bloody well doesn't.