Is the plumber telling me fibs?

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Blimey builders

In the CC a question crops up on a reg basis

Some one wants to. Go self employed any advice

And you can bet yer mortgage that one response will always be

Try and avoid working for builders or if u do get yer money up. Front

Jeez us if i ever find a builder that never whinges about being held up. By plumbers or sparkeys I will get on my hands and knees and give em a **** job

 

[Scarlet Pimpernel]

Jeez us if i ever find a builder that never whinges about being held up. By plumbers or sparkeys I will get on my hands and knees and give em a **** job

Are you suggesting that sparkys and plumbers are highwaymen?
Isn't that another name for cowboys?
It's certainly a method for getting your money upfront. Not one I would recommend though.

 

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No one woukd want to work for u any way Himagin

Not even to repair yer washing machine

Assuming u have one.

Doubt u could change a light bulb with out googling it first

 

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Others that one needs to. Be wary about wor king for

Property developers

Some letting agents

With there 10% cut taken out of yer payment. Which was added onto the job any way.

Doubt any land Lords are aware. Of some letting agents sharp practices and hidden charges. ?????

Got debt collectors onto one fairly large letting agent / estate agent down this way

They got our money

 

[Scarlet Pimpernel]

No one woukd want to work for u any way Himagin

Not even to repair yer washing machine

Assuming u have one.

Doubt u could change a light bulb with out googling it first

My colleagues have to be literate (in music as well) and be able to spell correctly.
Some of us do that in English and French, (music has a bilingual aspect also).

 

[Dangee]

Don’t bother hassling tradesmen then. You are obviously far to educated to converse with us.
P.s one of my long term customers is quoted on Wikipedia as being “generally regarded as one of the greatest pianist’s of all time”

 

[Scarlet Pimpernel]

Don’t bother hassling tradesmen then. You are obviously far to educated to converse with us.

It isn't the tradespeople I hassle, just the BullSitters.

 

[Brigadier]

P.s one of my long term customers is quoted on Wikipedia as being “generally regarded as one of the greatest pianist’s of all time”

And one of my mates (an ex - professional footballer) 's wiki page has the immortal line "was often left back; on the bench, that is"

While your client's might be bona fide, don't believe everything you read on wiki

 

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My colleagues have to be literate (in music as well) and be able to spell correctly.
Some of us do that in English and French, (music has a bilingual aspect also).

Bilingual u say

Yep some of us are Himagin

Some of us do. Ii in English and German

 

[Scarlet Pimpernel]

Bilingual u say

Yep some of us are Himagin

Some of us do. Ii in English and German

Except you're struggling with English.
Two spelling mistakes, and four punctuation errors.
Not bad going for a three line, nineteen word comment.

 

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Except you're struggling with English.
Two spelling mistakes, and four punctuation errors.
Not bad going for a three line, nineteen word comment.

Nufin wrong with me spelin or gramer
U duno wat u r talkin about Himagin

Livi n in. France. Has that affect

Brain fade

 

[Scarlet Pimpernel]

Nufin wrong with me spelin or gramer
U duno wat u r talkin about Himagin

Livi n in. France. Has that affect

Brain fade

You were lying about doing it in English and German, then?
You just do it in gibberish.

 

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[Scarlet Pimpernel]

I. Speak fluent German himmagin

I hope you're literate in it as well, because you definitely struggle with English.
Of course, I have to bear in mind that nothing you say can be trusted to be factual.

 

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I hope you're literate in it as well, because you definitely struggle with English.
Of course, I have to bear in mind that nothing you say can be trusted to be factual.

Says

Himmagin