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After Quasimodo's death, the bishop of of Notre Dame sent word through Paris that a new bellringer was needed. The bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up into the belfry to begin the screening process.

After observing several applicants demonstrate their skills, he decided to call it a day when a lone, armless man approached him and asked to apply for the bellringer's job. The bishop was incredulous You have no arms!No matter, said the man, observe He then began striking the bells with his face, producing a beautiful melody on the carillon.

The bishop listened in astonishment, convinced that he had finally found a suitable replacement for Quasimodo. Suddenly, rushing forward to strike a bell, the armless man tripped, and plunged headlong out of the belfry window to his death in the street below. The stunned bishop rushed to his side. When he reached the street, a crowd had gathered around the fallen figure, drawn by the beautiful music they had heard only moments before. As they silently parted to let the bishop through, one of them asked Bishop, who was this man I don't know his name the bishop sadly replied but his face rings a bell.

The following day, despite the sadness that weighed heavily on his heart due to the unfortunate death of the armless campanologist, the bishop continued his interviews for the bellringer of Notre Dame. The first man to approach him said Your excellency I am the brother of the poor, armless wretch that fell to his death from this very belfry yesterday. I pray that you honor his life by allowing me to replace him in this duty.The bishop agreed to give the man an audition, and as the armless man's brother stooped to pick up a mallet to strike the firstbell, he groaned, clutched at his chest and died on the spot.

Two monks, hearing the bishop's cries of grief at this second tragedy, rushed up the stairs to his side. What has happened? the first breathlessly asked, Who is this man I don't know his name, sighed the distraught bishop but he's a dead ringer for his brother.
 
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that rminds me of a guy i went to school with i met at the bus stop last week.I had heard he lost his legs in a quad bike accident.

I arrived just as the bus was coming and i had`nt seen him since school "how you getting on ?" i asked

The abuse i got
 
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