Jokes that you made up

[ic1927]

My lack of knowledge on Greek mythology has always been my Achilles elbow.

 

[ic1927]

I hate people with frostbite. I think I may be lack toes intolerant.

 

[ic1927]

I got ran over by a hire van earlier. Fecking Hertz.

 

[ic1927]

Every time Hank Marvin introduces himself someone makes him a sandwich.

 

[Bod ...]

Duck tape?

Hmnnn... might have worked better if I didn't include the word Duck in the question, perhaps using synonyms such as a bird with a large beak of a bird that eats fish


Not that my opinion counts for duck.

 

[Mottie]

Why did the fly leave the dog turd?

 

[Bod ...]

Why did the fly leave the dog turd?

A message?

 

[Mottie]

A message?

No. Not 'what did the fly leave on the dog turd'. WHY did the fly leave the dog turd? Answer: He got pìssed off!

 

[Bod ...]

No. Not 'what did the fly leave on the dog turd'. WHY did the fly leave the dog turd? Answer: He got pìssed off!

Or it was shït

 

[Bod ...]

What did the 0 say to the 8?

 

[Bod ...]

I've been on a health kick.
Lost loads of weight.
Then.
I looked at a slice of Pizza . Then I ate the whole pizza, then a box of garlic bread with a bottle of coke. It' was like a Domino effect.

 

[mcprinter]

Why did the fly leave the dog turd?

It's a toilet seat and not your joke

 

[JonathanM]

What did the 0 say to the 8?

I don't know. What did the 0 say to the 8?

 

[Bod ...]

I don't know. What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt!

 

[JonathanM]

Nice belt!

I actually laughed!!!!!!!!!