Jokes that you made up

[Bod ...]

I actually laughed!!!!!!!!!

Mrs Bod made that up. Its her only ever Joke.

 

[Bod ...]

I have gone a got an Amphibian for my terrarium. I called him tiny.

Why do you think I called him Tiny?

 

[Bod ...]

Kkh

 

[Brigadier]

I have gone a got an Amphibian for my terrarium. I called him tiny.

Why do you think I called him Tiny?

Coz he's your newt.

 

[Bod ...]

Coz he's your newt.

No no no. He was Mynewt

 

[ReganAndCarter]

Woodchip wallpaper. To you it's just a wall covering. To a blind person it's a damn good read.

 

[Brigadier]

No no no. He was Mynewt

That's what I said

 

[Bod ...]

That's what I said

No you didn't. Your newt means nothing where's Mynewt means something.

 

[martygturner]

Did you hear about the two gay ghosts, apparently they went round putting the willies up each other

 

[ic1927]

I entered my wife into a saggy tits competition and she wiped the floor with them

 

[blup]

People laughed when I said I made up my own jokes. They’re not laughing now.

Blup

 

[opps]

People laughed when I said I made up my own jokes. They’re not laughing now.

Blup

Erm... very similar to Bob Monkhouse's

• "Everybody laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well they're not laughing now."

 

[blup]

Erm... very similar to Bob Monkhouse's

• "Everybody laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well they're not laughing now."

Like a few of the the others on the thread.

Blup

 

[Bod ...]

D

Like a few of the the others on the thread.

Blup

Do you know what makes me laugh?

 

[securespark]

This was a joke I thought of when I was 10...

Did you hear the joke about the oak tree?

You wouldn't want to, it's acorn-y joke and you wouldn't be-leaf it anyway.