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Mrs Bod made that up. Its her only ever Joke.
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Jokes that you made up
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I have gone a got an Amphibian for my terrarium. I called him tiny.
Why do you think I called him Tiny?
Why do you think I called him Tiny?
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Coz he's your newt.
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No no no. He was Mynewt
Woodchip wallpaper. To you it's just a wall covering. To a blind person it's a damn good read.
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No you didn't. Your newt means nothing where's Mynewt means something.That's what I said
Did you hear about the two gay ghosts, apparently they went round putting the willies up each other
I entered my wife into a saggy tits competition and she wiped the floor with them
Erm... very similar to Bob Monkhouse's
- "Everybody laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well they're not laughing now."
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This was a joke I thought of when I was 10...
Did you hear the joke about the oak tree?
You wouldn't want to, it's acorn-y joke and you wouldn't be-leaf it anyway.
Did you hear the joke about the oak tree?
You wouldn't want to, it's acorn-y joke and you wouldn't be-leaf it anyway.