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Johnmelad502
My Wife 
She can go from 0 to B I T C H in a fraction of a second.
She can go from 0 to B I T C H in a fraction of a second.
3 glasses of white wine has the same effect on Mrs Green 
You'll have to stop telling her your jokes.......... 
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Johnmelad502
All's clear, she's snoring her head off now
My Wife
She can go from 0 to B I T C H in a fraction of a second.
it aint just your missus m8.
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Johnmelad502
She asked why we we ever got together and why our marriage had survived. I told her that it was because she had good taste and I didn't.
BANG!!!
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thefloosyonthebeach
A glass of antifreeze will calm her down. 
