Kinetic Energy

[Brigade77]

An interesting physics type question for anyone actually interested in physics.

Sadly, I feel that the OP is more interested in trying to justify its sexual interest in actual chickens than the physics !

 

[SammyInnit]

Sadly, I feel that the OP is more interested in trying to justify its sexual interest in actual chickens than the physics !

No matter how hard you try, you will never fill the shoes of BAS.

 

[securespark]

Surely spanking a monkey is more likely to make it go away?

 

[EddieM]

work out how many KW it takes to cook a chicken, convert that to Joules, then estimate how much the mass of an arm is, then use the formula KE = 1/2 MV^2 Solve for V. Be a very large number.