Minister hit in face by custard pie
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Yeah but how was the pie?
... Actually that reminds me of a joke I got emailed yesterday. Wait a sec....Found it... You wanna hear it?
Ah well, here it is anyway...
CAKE OR BED
A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL MATCH WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS.
'HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.'
HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, 'FIX THE LIGHT NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE 'POWERGEN' WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO!'
'FINE!' SHE REPLIES.
THEN THE WIFE ASKS, 'WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE PROPERLY'
TO WHICH HE REPLIED, 'FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE 'FRIDGIDAIRE' WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO!'
'FINE!' SHE SAYS, 'THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR? THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK'
'I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX STEPS', HE SAYS, 'DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE 'TAYLOR WOODROW' WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS, I'M GOING TO THE PUB!!!!'
SO HE GOES TO THE PUB AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS.........
AFTER A WHILE HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE AND DECIDES TO GO HOME.
AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE HE SEES THE HALL LIGHT IS WORKING.
AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER HE NOTICES THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
'HONEY, HOW DID ALL OF THESE JOBS GET FIXED?' HE ASKS.
SHE SAID, 'WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE AND CRIED. THEN A REALLY NICE YOUNG GUY CAME BY AND ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG AND I TOLD HIM. HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE HIM A CAKE.'
THE HUSBAND SAID, 'OH, SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE THEN?'
SHE REPLIED, 'HELLOOOOO.., DO YOU SEE 'MR KIPLING' WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO!'
Why do jokes have to be shouted?
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