Model boat

[BigRobCanUFixIt]

I phoned a model shop to ask if they had any scale models of italian cruise ships. Luckily he had one left so I asked him to put it to one side....

 

[joinerjohn]

Captain Schettino hit a rock
The outlook wasn't happy
He shouted "Woman & Children first"
Then put on a skirt & a nappy.....

With regards to Tomp

 

[BigRobCanUFixIt]

when i heard on the BBC about her laying on her side with a gash the size of a tennis court.... I thought they were on about my wife!

 

[ellal]

Given the bad taste jokes so far, I certainly won't be sinking to that level....

 

[pred]

I've just bought a Costa Concordia lotto ticket.

Fingers crossed it's not another roll over next week...



When the captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia was asked if he knew where he was going he replied "Off course!"