More Jokes...

[securespark]

Time for a few more. This one from a film tickled me:

I was on a flight recently and the pilot was doing his "We're cruising at 36K ft...." bit, but when he'd finished he forgot to switch off the intercom.

He was heard to say "What I need now is a cup of coffee & a BJ".

A Stewardess, horrified that he was broadcasting to the whole jet, ran up the aisle to tell him to switch off the i/c.

"Don't forget the coffee!" came a shout from the guy sitting next to me.

Reminds me of this one, but you have to be old enought to remember Trans World Airlines:

Stewardess to male passenger, "Would you like some TWA coffee?"

"No, but I'd love some of your TWA tea!"

 

[bernardgreen]

but you have to be old enought to remember Trans World Airlines:

I remember TWA, Fastest check in in the West. From taxi seat to aircraft seat..... under 5 minutes.......Then we sat waiting on the tarmac for an hour. And the luggage came on the following flight.

On one flight the take uo spool in the film projector jammed so the film was allowed to come out the bottom and a passenger charged with stuffing it into large paper waste sacks,

 

[tim west]

but you have to be old enought to remember Trans World Airlines:

And BOAC, who would have thought there would be no more PANAM either!

 

[JohnD]

http://flix55.com/watch/ZRfWyqyKF7j

 

[securespark]

Nice clip...but how does it relate to airlines?

 

[JohnD]

it relates to the Thread Title.