My missus said.............

[EFCLee1]

My missus said that my willy reminds her of her favourite supermarket. I said, "Why, because it's well stocked and capable of supplying you with your every need?" "No," she replied. "Because it's Lidl."

 

[cumbriahandyman]

My missus said that my willy reminds her of her favourite supermarket. I said, "Why, because it's well stocked and capable of supplying you with your every need?" "No," she replied. "Because it's Lidl."

 

[EFCLee1]

Let me guess, you had exact same convo wit ur wife last week

 

[cumbriahandyman]

Let me guess, you had exact same convo wit ur wife last week

No, had it with yours, she said I was a refreshing well stocked wholesaler...

 

[EFCLee1]

Lets hear one of your jokes then dawg!

 

[Space cat]

"Because it's Lidl."

Was that before or after she'd finished with it?