How about Holmslaw, he claims to be living in a jungle, somewhere. Right up your alley?
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I'm more of a zoo kinda guy..
Monkeys I assume.
All the good guys leaving?
Yes, indeed we are hiring monkeys and I really do apologise but your test results show that you are still not up to the job. don't call us we'll call you.
Hire me, hire me!
Well since you seem so eager we do have a toilet brush cleaner job going. Long hours, low pay but permanent and pensionable. There is an entrance exam so "brush up" and you might just be successful.
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