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It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said, 'Give me Liberty or give me Death'?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1775," he said.
"Very good! Who said, 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth'?"
Again, no response, except from Chandrasekhar. "Abraham Lincoln, 1863," said Chandrasekhar.
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about our history than you do."
She heard a loud whisper: "F**k the Indians." "Who said that?" she demanded.
Chandrasekhar put his hand up: "General Custer, 1876 ."
At that point, a student at the back said, "I'm going to puke." The teacher glared around and asked, "Right! Now, who said that?"
Chadrasekhar said, "George Bush, to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
Now furious, another student yelled, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"
Chandrasekhar jumped out of his chair, waving his hand, and shouted to the teacher, "Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
Now, with almost mob hysteria, someone said, "You little s**t. If you say anything else, I'll kill you!"
Chandrasekhar frantically yelled at the top of his voice, "Allegedly Mr Jackson, to the child witnesses testifying against him, 2004!"
The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh s**t, we're really screwed now!"
And Chandrasekhar said quietly, "That's an English quotation, it was British Prime Minister Gordon Brown, on the 9th of May 2010. "
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said, 'Give me Liberty or give me Death'?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1775," he said.
"Very good! Who said, 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth'?"
Again, no response, except from Chandrasekhar. "Abraham Lincoln, 1863," said Chandrasekhar.
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about our history than you do."
She heard a loud whisper: "F**k the Indians." "Who said that?" she demanded.
Chandrasekhar put his hand up: "General Custer, 1876 ."
At that point, a student at the back said, "I'm going to puke." The teacher glared around and asked, "Right! Now, who said that?"
Chadrasekhar said, "George Bush, to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
Now furious, another student yelled, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"
Chandrasekhar jumped out of his chair, waving his hand, and shouted to the teacher, "Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
Now, with almost mob hysteria, someone said, "You little s**t. If you say anything else, I'll kill you!"
Chandrasekhar frantically yelled at the top of his voice, "Allegedly Mr Jackson, to the child witnesses testifying against him, 2004!"
The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh s**t, we're really screwed now!"
And Chandrasekhar said quietly, "That's an English quotation, it was British Prime Minister Gordon Brown, on the 9th of May 2010. "
