New type of street lights

[MNW67]

Musk?

 

[pete01]

So anyone guess where they are from and who developed them? This will drive the trolls nuts

Elon Musk?.....lol

 

[Highway Man]

I will photograph us installing them on Monday, as I know everyone on here seems to not believe anything. They have computer chips inbuilt into them, they will provide internet access accross the country, they self repair and report any faults directly to us and transfer any faults by re routing throughout the network. These are the worlds most advanced street lights ever.

 

[Highway Man]

`We get traffic data from them, we can get data based on cars passing by them, dog walkers, cyclists they even monitor wild life through the night!!! It is all so Sci-Fi from the humble street light we all know and love.

 

[fillyboy]

`We get traffic data from them, we can get data based on cars passing by them, dog walkers, cyclists they even monitor wild life through the night!!! It is all so Sci-Fi from the humble street light we all know and love.

Can they automatically tip water onto a passing ladies head?

 

[Highway Man]

Can they automatically tip water onto a passing ladies head?

Unfortunately not, they have automatic umbrellas beneath them that open upin the rain or they detect any water.

 

[Brigadier]

Can they automatically tip water onto a passing ladies head?

And not "bleed" light upwards, which currently makes the night sky even less lovely than it is now?

 

[Highway Man]

Can they automatically tip water onto a passing ladies head?

However they do have an oily rag dispenser incase the umbrellas fail to open.

 

[Notch7]

Why do lamp posts never have a stainless steel ring around the bottom, everyone I see is badly rated due to dogs pizz

 

[Highway Man]

Why do lamp posts never have a stainless steel ring around the bottom, everyone I see is badly rated due to dogs pizz

You will see a black ring at the bottom, they are specially coated

 

[Notch7]

You will see a black ring at the bottom, they are specially coated

They've been fitting new ones around the village I shall look out for the ring.

 

[Highway Man]

They've been fitting new ones around the village I shall look out for the ring.

Its a special black paint at the bottom of the column, it protects the post from corrosion in the ground and dog wee

 

[Highway Man]

They've been fitting new ones around the village I shall look out for the ring.

 

[Highway Man]

 

[Brigadier]

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