Nuisance Call

[Mottie]

Is there anyone on here called Steve?

 

[Odds]

I have to say back in the day before mobiles there were also plenty of prank calls...

Is Mr wall there?
No
Is Mrs wall there?
No
Are any of the Walls there?
No

Then what's holding the f*cking roof up!

The best one i heard was in the movie, Porkys:

"Is Mike Hunt there?"