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'Of course I won't laugh, said the nurse. I'm a professional. In over twenty
years I've never, ever laughed at a patient.'
'Okay then, said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the
tiniest todger the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have
been bigger than a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse started
giggling, then fell down to the floor laughing. Ten minutes later she was
finally able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.
'I am so sorry,' she said. 'I just don't know what came over me. On my honor
as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what
seems to be the problem?'
...'It's swollen,' Fred replied.
She ran out of the room.
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'Of course I won't laugh, said the nurse. I'm a professional. In over twenty
years I've never, ever laughed at a patient.'
'Okay then, said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the
tiniest todger the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have
been bigger than a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse started
giggling, then fell down to the floor laughing. Ten minutes later she was
finally able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.
'I am so sorry,' she said. 'I just don't know what came over me. On my honor
as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what
seems to be the problem?'
...'It's swollen,' Fred replied.
She ran out of the room.
Oops sorry!! I'm in the wrong forum!!
