Nut Screws Washer and Bolts

[BoxBasher]

A bloke who escaped from the local lunatic asylum went into a launderette and assaulted a woman who was washing her clothes, and then ran off.
The next day the local rag ran an article under the headline "Nut Screws Washer and Bolts"

 

[Nige F]

that`s at least 40 years old

 

[Rob]

lol....made me laugh..

im only 21 though

 

[markie]

lol....made me laugh..

im only 21 though

21 you lucky so and so, I wish I could say the same without lying

 

[bernardgreen]

lol....made me laugh..

im only 21 though

As is the engineers mantra of essential items

Spanner,

Screwer

Lever

and Bolt