Q: Why do the men in Scotland wear kilts?
A: Because the sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
Q. Did you hear about the new cereal called Prostituties?
A: It doesn't snap, crackle or pop...it just lies there and bangs.
Q: What can a jelly bean do that a man can't do?
A: Come in 7 different flavors.
Q: Did you hear the post office is putting out a new stamp to
comemmorate prostitutes?
A: For 10 cents you can buy it...and for another 25 cents you can lick
it.
Q: What do you call a woman with no asshole?
A: Divorced.
Q: How many MPH can you go on sex?
A: 68. When you hit 69 you have to turn around.
Q: What did the leper say to the prostitute?
A: Keep the tip.
Q: Why did the elephant paint his balls red?
A: So he could hide in the cherry tree.
Q: How did Tarzan die?
A: Picking cherries.
Q: When did Pinnocchio finally realize that he was made of wood?
A: When his hand caught fire.
Q: Why is there no Pilsbury Dough Girl?
A: She died of a yeast infection.
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: How do you pick up stuff with that little thing?
Q: Did you hear about the dumb blonde who snorted nutra sweet?
A: She thought it was diet coke.
A: Because the sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
Q. Did you hear about the new cereal called Prostituties?
A: It doesn't snap, crackle or pop...it just lies there and bangs.
Q: What can a jelly bean do that a man can't do?
A: Come in 7 different flavors.
Q: Did you hear the post office is putting out a new stamp to
comemmorate prostitutes?
A: For 10 cents you can buy it...and for another 25 cents you can lick
it.
Q: What do you call a woman with no asshole?
A: Divorced.
Q: How many MPH can you go on sex?
A: 68. When you hit 69 you have to turn around.
Q: What did the leper say to the prostitute?
A: Keep the tip.
Q: Why did the elephant paint his balls red?
A: So he could hide in the cherry tree.
Q: How did Tarzan die?
A: Picking cherries.
Q: When did Pinnocchio finally realize that he was made of wood?
A: When his hand caught fire.
Q: Why is there no Pilsbury Dough Girl?
A: She died of a yeast infection.
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: How do you pick up stuff with that little thing?
Q: Did you hear about the dumb blonde who snorted nutra sweet?
A: She thought it was diet coke.
