Oh, how she laughed!

[securespark]

Told Mrs Secure I was watching porn.

She shot over and saw this:

 

[Brigadier]

Follow it up by telling her you're bashing the bishop

 

[festive]

Tell her how he goes all the way and turns into a queen!

 

[EddieM]

was it a good knight? Rooked if I know. Anything you want to get off your chess (t)?

 

[bernardgreen]

Would she have laughed if you said you were mating with a queen