securespark Joined 11 Jan 2004 Messages 42,758 Reaction score 2,641 Country 19 May 2019 #1 Told Mrs Secure I was watching porn. She shot over and saw this:
B Brigadier Joined 14 Jan 2008 Messages 15,256 Reaction score 2,429 Location Staffordshire Country 19 May 2019 #2 Follow it up by telling her you're bashing the bishop
festive Joined 31 Aug 2005 Messages 4,064 Reaction score 369 Country 19 May 2019 #3 Tell her how he goes all the way and turns into a queen!
E EddieM 19 May 2019 #4 was it a good knight? Rooked if I know. Anything you want to get off your chess (t)?
bernardgreen Joined 3 Nov 2006 Messages 28,067 Reaction score 3,280 Location Bedfordshire Country 20 May 2019 #5 Would she have laughed if you said you were mating with a queen