OMG I got a disciplinary at work.

I imagine they are concerned at your over efficiency and amazing looks. To them, it'll be a dangerous combination.

I guarantee you, your managers when getting ready for work will look in the mirror at home, slapping themselves in the face a dozen times, saying with each slap 'make me as good as Highway Man today (slap) make me as good as Highway Man today (slap)...'

Sad thing is, they can NEVER achieve this. None of us can :(
 
I imagine they are concerned at your over efficiency and amazing looks. To them, it'll be a dangerous combination.

I guarantee you, your managers when getting ready for work will look in the mirror at home, slapping themselves in the face a dozen times, saying with each slap 'make me as good as Highway Man today (slap) make me as good as Highway Man today (slap)...'

Sad thing is, they can NEVER achieve this. None of us can :(
Exactly. My first question to them was this, "is all of this due to my exceptional looks"? They allpretended to look puzzled but I knew alright and they knew that I knew.
 
OMG what have you done? Put the wrong bulb in?
Nope, I did the honourable thing and helped a mate out of a dilema and covered a major accident on the M18 for him whilst he was ****ed. It was obvious that the whole management was jealous of me, that was very clear. I simply said to them "Don't hate me for my looks" and that was enough for them to realise I was onto them.
 
Nope, I did the honourable thing and helped a mate out of a dilema and covered a major accident on the M18 for him whilst he was ****ed. It was obvious that the whole management was jealous of me, that was very clear. I simply said to them "Don't hate me for my looks" and that was enough for them to realise I was onto them.

What happened to your mate.
 
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