Permissibility of douche /shower sprays

[Agile]

Whan I did my Water Regs course with Thames Water, they said they were aware of so many and asked us to report any we saw!

Tony

 

[Agile]

Oops

Tony

 

[zak20vt]

I dont get it.

Wipe your pipe with bog roll, flush it away, have a shave and then a shower like everyone else.

Do you have a shower (and shave) after each and every load you dump?

Must say I find having my back end cleaned with water after using toilet tissue, then drying with toilet tissue infinitely more desirable then just the paper.

I could never go back to just using paper.

 

[Steelmasons]

Must say I find having my back end cleaned with water after using toilet tissue, then drying with toilet tissue infinitely more desirable then just the paper.

I could never go back to just using paper.

How about wet wipes?

 

[zak20vt]

Must say I find having my back end cleaned with water after using toilet tissue, then drying with toilet tissue infinitely more desirable then just the paper.

I could never go back to just using paper.

How about wet wipes?

Yes, that's what I use when out and about.

 

[AGAS]

Mmmmmmmmm

 

[Dan Robinson]

Yes, that's what I use when out and about.

Then you're a selfish fool.

 

[zak20vt]

Yes, that's what I use when out and about.

Then you're a selfish fool.

Wet wipes not flushed. Who's the fool with a dirty smelly a***e?

 

[Dan Robinson]

I have a Washlette. I. E. Japanese style bog.

If you don't flush them what do you do with them? Put them in your man bag? In the waste bin?

Great.

 

[DaveHerns]

Some people seem obsessed with the cleanliness of their chocolate starfish !
Why can't humans have ringpieces like dogs? Their Richard the 3rd's seem to come away cleanly without any residue remaining

 

[Tay7]

I dont get it.

Wipe your pipe with bog roll, flush it away, have a shave and then a shower like everyone else.

Do you have a shower (and shave) after each and every load you dump?

Must say I find having my back end cleaned with water after using toilet tissue, then drying with toilet tissue infinitely more desirable then just the paper.

I could never go back to just using paper.

Weirdo.

 

[Steelmasons]

Why can't humans have ringpieces like dogs? Their Richard the 3rd's seem to come away cleanly without any residue remaining

Yep , I've always thought that myself ....the dog comes in from the garden after a pony with an asshole as clean as a whistle...
Then again my old English bull terrier used to eat my other halfs knickers (gusset)....many time I had to pull the gusset from his asshole..

 

[dilalio]

Why can't humans have ringpieces like dogs? Their Richard the 3rd's seem to come away cleanly without any residue remaining

Yep , I've always thought that myself ....the dog comes in from the garden after a pony with an asshole as clean as a whistle...
Then again my old English bull terrier used to eat my other halfs knickers (gusset)....many time I had to pull the gusset from his asshole..

Next time your dog is giving you a big sloppy kiss with its tongue... Pause for a moment and consider again, how he/she has such a clean ringpiece - especially if you've just observed them also doing the arse-drag of shame, across the living room shagpile

I remember having to pull socks my dog had eaten, out of her butt!

 

[AGAS]

Yep , I've always thought that myself ....the dog comes in from the garden after a pony with an asshole as clean as a whistle...
Then again my old English bull terrier used to eat my other halfs knickers (gusset)....many time I had to pull the gusset from his asshole..

 

[DaveHerns]

Reminds me of probably a Viz top tip - feed your dog on a packet of condoms and it's turds come out ready wrapped.....