PICK POCKETS AT CHRISTMAS

[B.O.B DOLE]

Be aware i had £300 nicked last xmas while shopping tell you something i hope they try it again this year i got some nice mouse traps in my pockets just in case

 

[notb665]

Watch something doesn't get caught in the ones in your trouser pockets.

 

[petewood]

Was it mice that nicked your money? Are they humane traps?

 

[notb665]

Yeah watch the pickpockets don't sue you.

 

[jbonding]

Was it mice that nicked your money? Are they humane traps?

 

[B.O.B DOLE]

its about time someone invented a anti theft pocket such as a tazer pocket
thats gives them 30,000 volts i think with that they will soon retire from that occapation.

 

[joe-90]

Make a hole in your pocket lining and don't wear underpants.

"It's gruesome!! "

"Touch it again and it'll grew some more".

joe

 

[Adam_151]

If I did anything like that, I'd only end up forgetting for a moment and getting my own hands caught when I reached for my wallet or phone...