Quote of the day ?

[Lmfao]

"To be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society is no sign of sanity"

 

[transam]

"Maybe this world is another planets hell"

Aldous Huxley.

 

[transam]

"Woman may be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship"

Sharon Stone.

 

[transam]

"The true measure of a man is how he treats some one who can do him absolutely no good"


Samuel Johnson.

 

[Ihavenojob]

" I didn't see the incident"
Arsene Wenger

 

[Notch7]

"When seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea,"

(Eric Cantona)

 

[EFLImpudence]

"If voting made a difference; they wouldn't let you do it".

David Cameron.

 

[Stivino]

Simon and Garfunkel did a song about him and I always used to wonder who he was too.
I think he was an architect.

 

[transam]

"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them "


Albert Einstein

 

[Doggit]

Blimey Transam. Start posting things like that, and you wont be able to get away with saying your thick any longer; that ones deep.

 

[Brigade77]

"Hoovering is much more fun when the Hamster's loose"

Babba Wah c1986.

 

[transam]

"Life happens when u make plans"

John Lennon ( afaik )

 

[Doggit]

Life is what happens while you're waiting to die.

Japanese proverb

 

[Brigade77]

"Never drink the contents of your lava lamp"

Siouxhie.

 

[transam]

"Success is walking from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm"


Winston Churchill