Quote of the day ?

[Ihavenojob]

“When we’re in the throes of intimacy, it makes a slapping noise.”

So it should, if you're doing it right.

 

[gasbanni]

I was referring to wobs.

I wasn't

 

[transam]

"it was the experience of mystery , even if mixed with fear , that engendered religion"

(transam)





















Well alright it was not me it was Albert Einstein.

 

[Doggit]

“The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, but expecting different results”.

Einstein.

 

[shambolic]

If yer auntie had baws she’d be yer uncle.

 

[Doggit]

In todays transgender orientated society, she doesn't need any.


Never let your mum brush your hair when she's mad at your dad.

Fridge magnet.

 

[wobs]

 

[bernardgreen]

We were so poor I would walk down the street wearing one shoe , and people would ask "did you lose a shoe?" and I would say "No... I found one!

( from Michael H in London )

 

[Nige F]

"A man who has excess time on his hands to constantly multi-quote, is a vacuous nause indeed."

ReganAndCarter

A man who has the nous to spot a nause before the nause reveals he knows naught, knows what is important.

 

[transam]

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. Its the transition that is troublesome.

Isaac Asimov.

 

[Doggit]

I don't mind dying, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Spike Milligan.

 

[gasbanni]

Die doctor ? That's the last thing I'll do.

 

[gasbanni]

I know nothing..............Knowsnowt

 

[transam]

"perfection is achieved , not when there is nothing more to add , but when there is nothing left to take away"

Antoinne de Saint- Exupery,

 

[Brigade77]

Life lesson No' 271.

"You do something right and no-one remembers, you do something wrong and no-one forgets".