What is it about Saturday's that bring out all the morbidly obese, the diminutively geriatric, the uncomprehendingly unhygienic and the heaving swarms of infants to be;
at the same supermarkets as me,
at the same time,
all vying to take up the EXACT SAME POINT IN SPACE/TIME AS ME?!!!!
Just come back from Aldi. Everywhere I turned, there was either some decrepit old granny (complete with BLUE-RINSE, bared teeth and ridiculous fleece coat with dog patterns on it!), a humongous unwashed bloke or a screaming infant ready to run under my feet!!!
I sear it's a bad idea for these shops to sell either kitchen knives or power tools! Had to work verrrry hard indeed to ignore the voice in my head that said: 'Move. Move. MOVE! Iwillcutofyourheadsandchopyouintolittlepieces! neeeaaaghhhhhHHHHEEE!!!'
Does this make me such a terrible person?
at the same supermarkets as me,
at the same time,
all vying to take up the EXACT SAME POINT IN SPACE/TIME AS ME?!!!!
Just come back from Aldi. Everywhere I turned, there was either some decrepit old granny (complete with BLUE-RINSE, bared teeth and ridiculous fleece coat with dog patterns on it!), a humongous unwashed bloke or a screaming infant ready to run under my feet!!!
I sear it's a bad idea for these shops to sell either kitchen knives or power tools! Had to work verrrry hard indeed to ignore the voice in my head that said: 'Move. Move. MOVE! Iwillcutofyourheadsandchopyouintolittlepieces! neeeaaaghhhhhHHHHEEE!!!'
Does this make me such a terrible person?