It must be quite a good job been a gas central heating engineer,
Ten reasons to become a gas central heating engineer
1) Low education only required.
2) Short time course to become trained.
3) Very simple equipment to debug.
4) Set your own wages.
5) Know how to rip off customers optional
6) Sense of humour optional
7) You have to be Gorgi registered to work on gas boilers.
8) Good liar helps.
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10) ?????????????????
I’m off to become a gas central heating engineer,
I have already passed, 1), 3), and 6).
I’ll try my best at, 4), 5), and.
Only 2) and 7) to pass.
But nine and ten my let me down.
Cowboy Joe
Ten reasons to become a gas central heating engineer
1) Low education only required.
2) Short time course to become trained.
3) Very simple equipment to debug.
4) Set your own wages.
5) Know how to rip off customers optional
6) Sense of humour optional
7) You have to be Gorgi registered to work on gas boilers.
8) Good liar helps.
9) ?????????????????
10) ?????????????????
I’m off to become a gas central heating engineer,
I have already passed, 1), 3), and 6).
I’ll try my best at, 4), 5), and.
Only 2) and 7) to pass.
But nine and ten my let me down.
Cowboy Joe